DOUBLE O SPORTS

As war rages on, we look to the fallen and those who gave their all in this round of battles. Each of you commanders will regroup, and prepare for the trenches that the next round of conflict shall commence. I for one saw some interesting football as the colts almost used their blue people power to gallop past the browns… however they still couldn’t muster the horsepower. The Packers officially stink as Cheeto covered finger pointing is now happening in every direction. And after only watching the first half, I don’t understand the dolphins and I still think that Philly is a wagon. gGood Thing Hard Knocks in Season will be following Miami. Let’s look at the matchups and make heads and tails of it alll.

Week seven thoughts…

HOOD GOD, what a crazy weekend.  Good thing we don’t do a pickem league of survival pool. So many damn upsets. And the kickers this week sucked. The highest scoring fantasy kicker kicked for on 9 points!! 

How bout some of our coaches this week. The following achieves 100% efficiency: Drew, Boosie, and Wada!

#1 French Bulldogs make kibble of #6 Burrow Calf Donor

Well, We knew a streak was going to end in this one, and it turned out to be the goliath killer of Wada not getting the upset. Maybe it was the bye week, or the fact he was tricked into Family Fall crap, but he wasnt able to bring home the gold for MOTHA RUSSIA!! Derek Carr and Baltimore DEF led the way for BCD as projections held true as what his team could really do this week. The biggest takeaway was that Goff was throwing bogeys and could show true colors going forward.

Drew was able to use the finest grapes of all the vineyards in order to go off. Travis Kelce earns tops scoring honors for this weeks CANNONBALLER OF THE WEEK. TK scored 36 pts, Foreman score 33pts, and all other skilled spots outscored the opposition. This should be another week of Drew enjoying creme brule, baguettes, and other bistro crap. Take a macaroon and ‘Degage, J’seeaie de travaailler!’

#2 CA DEAL builds a northern wall to block out #5 TEU

Has Taco peaked too early? The strategy is not working for him due to the injuries, and now he cannot recover. Calvin Ridley dropped off like he has the under set on catches this season. And for some reason, all of these coveted players he has tried to trade away just couldnt produce for him this week. HMM. No matter what lineup Taco presented, it was going to be hard to beat off the mountee. Al Kamara leds with 29 pts, Josh Allen did 25 ptsn and k walker 3 got 13 pts. That was about it in comparing.

Boosie had great performances from receivers as st Brown got 23 pts, Puka shells Nacua got 23 pts, TJ Hockensockem robots grabbed 20 pts, and Saquad nailed 19 pts. The other side of lake Erie scored 20 pts for the canadians. We might be on a collision course here as these poutine fueled pussys are going to keep being a force this season. Maybe hockey will distract them enough to let everyone else get some wins.

#3 TaylorSwift PersianAccoustics drives up the price of oil, and almost beheads #12 2 Coopers, 1 Kupp

No luck for Rob this week, and hes most likely trying to think what to do… the explosions of his roster were not from a car bomb, but Patty o Mahomes with 35 pts! Russel Wilson was green in envy with 14 pts. O’lave also did a wee bit good too as he grabbed 13 pts. However, the Key players of this team fell off the cliffs of dover as Jacobs, Cooper, Kupp, and Ekeler all combined for about 24 pts. They were projected at close to 69 points.

The holy war continues as the prophet muhammad swift continues to make believers out of us all. Brown continues to be a menace as he scored 30 pts. Zeke scored! Jakobe Meyersput up 18 pts. This team just keeps finding ways to win. Of course, as is needed, this weeks blood sacrifice is both Christianity Watson and Chris GODwin.

MAMA MIA! #8 Rory McChokelwhatever upsets the soldiers and #4 Waterboy

Well, the tide rises and lowers, Jason wins and loses to stay afloat in the race for the playoffs. The usual obese hitters led the way with cheeta hill scoring 26pts, prime time Kurt cousins throwing for 22 pts, and courtland Sutton snagged nearly 20 pts.

Once again, strong performance, just a tough crowd as these wappers on marks team just steamrolled him. 200 points. Everyone scored real well except his te engram and his gay kicker. Jordan Addison looked dangerous on MNF, Lamar finally balled out, and the lions used Gibbs to his first round potential. Mark is now feeling like a Don munching on gnocchi, Prosciutto, and gelato.

#10 Ohio Glory rally’s the Axis powers to defeat # All gas, no breaks

Quotes provided by Englishman Winston Churchill.

If you’re going through hell, keep going. The German engineering powered their way to a win this week. Another brick in the waller showed up for 23pts. ETN also rushed for 23pts.

Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.

For Snuggs, it’s looking dire straights as this group is getting shitty MPG. He had hurts, and that’s about it. When asked for a comment on this team, he said he lost his smile. Whatever that means.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

#9 Unsolicited Dak Pics acts a bit cheeky, sends #11 Switzerland on holiday

This Icelandic bum of a team once again squandered the opportunity for winning. I hope the falcons are sued thanks to not listing Bijan on the injury report. The buccos connection of mayfield and evans was as bright as the northern lights for rose. Shout out Watson for throwing into negative points.

The aussies on the other hand took the cowboys by week, and didn’t get their jocks in a bunch. Mac jones! Scored almost 20 pts. The flock of ravens for Jake exploded for over 40. James cook and Mike Pittman even played well. The bung of it all was he didn’t even play a kicker! Awww biscuits.

That’s it for this week. I’m negotiating some things right now and may have updates in the chat. Also, I am trying to get ahold of the dr in order to get projections added for points. Might cost me a few bit coins for that to happen.