IM LATE WORKING ON THIS, BUT SHOUT OUT FRIDAY BEERS AND HAPPY HOURS TO GET ME TO BUST THIS OUT.

Just after we cool down from the national hate that Mark and Boosie had stemming from the Ryder cup, we get a FOOBALL BOMBSHELL!

Flag football is coming to the Los Angeles Olympics in 2028

The NFL’s ongoing push for worldwide exposure got another boost when organizers for the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics delivered a proposal to put flag football on the program when the Summer Games return to the United States for the first time in 32 years

Flag football is coming to the Los Angeles Olympics in 2028 – ABC News (go.com)

HOLY SHIT BOYS. I know its the pussyfied version, but its football! Both Men and women will be scheming out offensive masterpieces on how to score, and get USA all the gold. The Obvious question will be if ACTIVE NFL players will be playing in this or not. They will have the hurdles of the NFL, NFLPA, and there is an internation governing board of flag football based out of france that will determine if pros can play. This would only help the non americans, as it will be interesting to see who would be elligble. Of course GRONK is down… I mean he’s heard of the Olympic orgies that happen.

LEAGUE HAPPENINGS

Some have called it Tank mode, others are just saying they are preping for a future games, but Rob made major trades this week. He got a top pick from Boozer for Army Cooper, and he said goodbye to PUKA and Sayquads. Then, he swapped with Tom for a couple of westerners with Mahomes and Jacobs. Sent away darling QB Purdy and ETN. Snugs and Tom also made a trade with Pickens and Flowers just becasue Taco keeps trying to trade stolen carborators for any of these players.

of the FA pick ups, ill be watching evans now as the lead back for the RAMS, how meco hardman does back home with the CHEFS, and if the KHUNT is back to form with the BROWNIES.

You people know your rankings, and since the science is close enough to the coaches poll and the default standings, ill continue to use the DP system to display games.

#1 Bullish vs #6 Burrow Calf Donor

UPSET ALERT- Wada likey to only beat #1 teams so here we are. Drew is projected to get the win, but the thursday night crew all equalled each other. Let see if the BCD goes off, or if the bullish migrates further into the elite position.

For comparing these owners as if they were Olympic countries, I’d first say that Drew would represent the French. He maybe pretty, but hes a smug smelly bastard. This team is causing him to have an arrogance about him to state that his way of cooking food is the best. Romance may be in the air, but for the opposition, its cold, gritty air.

Wada would represent the Russian Federation. Now, im not saying that i find him to be a war monger wanting to invade those countries around him, but I think of the traditional customs of the old country that make him a perfect fit. Some of what he says sounds like a vodka slur, but we know what hes talking about. its obviously something from the 80’s or 90’s. Not because its a bad thing, hes just a little behind in the times. Once again, not a bad type of sterotype like a putin asshole. Also, i could see him being alright with the commies and trying to get everyone some points and players to share.

#2 RA DEAL vs #5 TEU

Since Taco doesnt want to set his shitty lineup, im going to state that Boosie is the favorite here. im sure hes scheming some trade right now, but Kamera isnt going to be enough with his current lineup to beat the dealers of RADeal… Speaking of dealers

Taco would represent Mexico, obviously. while he has inserted himself into all aspects of the league’s language, we often question where he is getting his extra Denaro to pay into the leagues pot. Hell, he posted on facebook a sick brag that hes already in debt a $100 Gs. This is an attempt to get the drug sniffing noses of the DEA off of his case. But we salute el chappo himself for being a dreamer and for always completing the yardwork needed to get this league going.

I almost forgot about Boos, and that is because he represents the boring country of Canada. Him and Bryan Adam’s shitty music can fuck off. oh good game eh? sorry bout that win, gee golly. This country is so wishes washy, even their “states” have different languages. They still have allegence to the queen, and thing its cool on how they stay oot and aboot. Go Skate on some ice, and get your Tim Hortons.

#3 TaylorSwift AssAccoustics vs #12 2 Coopers, 1 Kupp

This might be the week where Rob turns it around. Mat’s team is hurt again with no fields and no montgomery. He can only hope that Murray will get more looks from the bills, and philly keeps passing the ball to AJ Brown. The new look/ new name Kuppers are projected to get the win here, and make a serious swing in the rankings in doing so!

For Mat, I had several countries to be represented by his keen eyes. But with WW3 about to start, i altered his country to be a fictious , historyical one in Persia! ON A QUEST FOR GLORY and artifacts, no one can stop the dominnace on the persian movement. high powers are definately at work for this grouping, as we pray that no other country will invade and blow up the empire that the persians have built! Some would say that mat is just a steet rat- riff raft, but i see him as the future prince alibaba. I hope he still has some wishes for his genie in order to keep winning

EYE, ROB would represent IRELAND! Independent from the monarch, this spud is not going away! some of his moves appear to be influenced by whiskey, but hes got a fightin spirit! Fook You haters. I know some of you may think Rob and the Irish have no shot of winning, but they will find their POT of Gold one day!

#4 WaterBoy vs #8 Greg McChokelobos

Big Matchup as Mark looks for redemption after trying to do the mind games, and failing… granted his team would have beat anyone else in the league last week. Jason may have a solid team, but Mark may have him this week as thursday night, kirk proved to be WR1 in JAX. But more importantly in this matchup lets talk about the countries they would represent.

Mark would represent the Itailians. Mangia Mangia! When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie, thats mark. This sleezy greaser acts all classy, but hes obviously going to whack someone when no body gona see. his noodle may be lackin the secret family sauce in order to produce wins this year, but back in the old country, he won the first league league.

Now for the most anticipated country assignment, Jason would represent…MURICA! thats right you bigots, hes obs capt america in the flesh. His team is the blend of all things free,and deep fried. sure, he has some asian features, but that is what makes american cusine the best! we mix them all togeher to create beautify multiracial babies. do you like Korean food? guess what, let USA add some BBQ and make that better! Im always going to root for Jason and AMerica because im proud to be a american, where at least i know Im free, and I wont forget the men who died, and gave their life to me as i proudly stand UP!

#7 All Gas No Breaks vs #10 Ohio Glory

Tom is probs going to win since mike thomas got a TD and ETN ran alot. the Gas crew may need to switch to electric.

Snugs would be England, not because of the lack of dental hygenie, but because of the taditional values that all look at for their own efforts. Jolly Ho. Sure, he was groovy and shaggin back in the day, but the modern posh man is more focused on getting his kid ready for soccer than this league. Soon, he will be focusing on being a Wanker and if he needs to keep calm and carry on for this season.

Tom would represent Germany. Now, just like in real life, we are not bringing up Tom or Germany’s past! Sure there is alot of proper order and fear of letting a higher power down, but they will return to glory! Yes, they were a world power at one point “end of last season”, but this season is still showing them being strong. Its Oktober, so raise a stein and toast as he will find a way to guzzle down some wins.

#9 Unsolicited Dak Pics vs #11 QBU

This matchup is a matchup . UDP is hopin f for angree dalas again, but he needs to sucure a kicker first. I see QBU getting a win becasue this year isnt over yet! And that’s all i have to say about that. man im feeling hot and sweaty

Crickey! Lets give austrailia to Jake! Hes down under, and probs hopping around liek a kangaroo. Hes the most used to the heat out of all of us now, and constantly is battling creatures in the big easy. there is a grit and curiousity about his team like he sould be crocodile hunting. jsut stay away from the sting rays and aboriginals and should be able to enjoy yourself a nice bloomin onion. I don’t think this team is in the dunny yet, but you never know when Australia is living in the future.

Lastly, I will make Rose Sweeden. Blonde, smug bitches. I confuse them with the dutch. I get they may be inteligent, but why dont you win more? right. I get it, his team is building for the future like an ikea bookshelf. but you will need to pick a side at some point swizerland! stop playing with your dogs and make an contibution am I right. At least the fish are nice.

WEll, there you have it, a time crunch artical sponsored by rum. This idea for this week sounds great in my head, but whenever I read it later… ha! Enjoy week 7. and lets start getting tickets for LA 28!