FELLAS, I’ve been helping tend to my dear friend in his recovery. He is going to take over the blog for most of the review.
Hey guys, it’s snugs here y’all to add a special guest contribution for Dale’s blog. (Because remember he is a completely different person.) this post comes deep from the heart as I have been in the road to recovery. I tend to view myself as a leader at times, and as most of us lead a path of adulthood, I’ve taken the steps for us all to run later in life. Fatherhood introduces us to new challenges in life. One of those is the responsibility of our family. For me, I am to ensure that our growth ends at two without having to make my wife continue different forms of contraception. Therefore, I got the snip-snip.
Some of you may have questions, and I have all the answers now! What happens is the sack gets numbed up and then the vas, which is the plumbing pipe that lets your swimmers release from your control center into the party center, is cut and cauterized to shut down the future generation from partying. The procedure was quick, and to ease the nerves, I used a breathing treatment of nitrous oxide to get me loopy. (Which taco and Rob tried to get me to agree to trades during this time FYI) The recovery has been easy, just a antibiotic to be safe, maximum strength ibuprofen and Tylenol, resting by not moving, and icing the area.
I really over hyped this up in my head to be something worse than it was, but a lot of that was a result from the fact that I haven’t had really any medical procedures done. I also thought it was going to be a big production with people looking at my junk, but it wasn’t. Just the Dr. My only issue I have right now is some bruising on the one side, and the small stitches kinda itch. (This could be from the fact I had to shave down yonder).
I’m here to advocate for this for you all in the future, since I don’t think any of us can financially afford to have a fleet of children running around!
DALE HERE AGAIN, AGREEING THAT WE MUST CONTROLL THE POPULATION PROBLEM OF THIS WORLD #THANOSWASRIGHT.
The after week 5 computer rankings showed the following going into the week!
| OVERALL | Win % | Points For | Line-up Effentcy | WIN-Factor | Season Performance |
| 1. Bullish | 60% | 806.96 | 89.31% | 3.29696 | 444.3137925 |
| 2. TEU | 80% | 808.76 | 89.96% | 2.2476 | 403.7778438 |
| 3. RaDeal | 60% | 770.14 | 94.41% | 2.95046 | 382.3082603 |
| 4. BurrowCalfDonor | 40% | 717.6 | 93.43% | 3.21843 | 315.5417362 |
| 5. TSAA | 60% | 682.34 | 84.59% | 2.65875 | 290.953104 |
| 6. WaterBoy | 40% | 790.46 | 87.24% | 2.28523 | 280.9678066 |
| 7. GregLobo | 60% | 645.22 | 83.14% | 2.7838 | 272.4625982 |
| 8. AGNB | 40% | 672.88 | 84.85% | 2.20845 | 214.1466376 |
| 9. OG | 60% | 566.7 | 66.19% | 2.20895 | 205.2328529 |
| 10. QBU | 40% | 663.22 | 86.33% | 0.8306 | 164.7353826 |
| 11. UDP | 40% | 584.58 | 86.15% | 1.497 | 133.4090685 |
| 12. SaquonTNuts | 20% | 550.74 | 68.90% | 0.167 | 69.16972551 |
Drew takes the top spot after balling out for his 3rd straight win. Andrew collects the biggest Win Factor gain after upsetting top seeded taco. With the season still with alot of games on the horizon, anything is possible!
TRANSACTIONS
I gave up on a keeper of mine, because I think New England is in trouble. So, I took from Rose RB spears who is stealing away from King Henry’s snap count. I also don’t like Derrek Carr and his blacked out eyes, SO i gave Rob another OSU WR for flowers. After that, the trade market got hot with Taco needing to find a superflex option with Ant Richardson possible out for the year, and Rob attempting to upgrade his QB play. There were way too many Free Agent pickups to go over, but I read AZ Cards depth chart correctly, and figured out who their new RB was, and gained every single bears running back. Taco is also buying the hype that Aaron Rodgers may return, and stashed him. I’d say the best Wavier add was Rob with WR Downs scoring 13.10 for the week… but let not get ahead of ourselves…
IM GONNA STOP THE BLOG RIGHT HERE AND TAKE OVER… THIS HAS BEEEN BORING SNUGGS. PEOPLE READ THIS TO LAUGH… OBVIOUSLY THE LACK OF TESTOSTERONE FROM UR CASTRATION IS TAKING OVER.
MATCHUPS
#1 BULLISH COCKBLOCKS #12 SAQUADTHESENUTS
ALTHOUGH THE moves were made, hoping to get rob past first base, the Bull rolls on for win number #4. These two have swapped more this season than a couple of teenagers spit. I can’t keep up with who plays for who? I think Drew had top scores from Travis Kelce, Steph Diggs, J Waddle, G Wilson, and great checkdown performance from T Pollard. The life in the Nuts is cumming from Cooper Kupp, Trav Etienne, and Olave. Too bad his namesake was on the bench, and the rookie bubble might have pukad out. While the season may be in trouble for Rob, he still is showing some streaks of points that could help in the future… now fix your coaches poll and get his performance out of there and create you some legitimacy.
#2 TightEnd U cries in sorrow, upset by #6 WaterBoy
When it rains, it pours. JEfferson is on the IR. Richardson, is on the IR. Taco is deperate. He sent horrible trades to snuggs in a hopes that he could roofie a trade while he was out of it. besides his starting RB’s, he team is vulnerable. so queue the waterworks, and here comes the hero! Jason pulls off his second straight win with Adam Thielen proving to be one of the best value pickups. Justin Tucker shed some major legwork accross the pond, as in the same game, global embassitor King Henry provided some hope for a hurt titians squad. Only questions for this next week will be if Cheeta Hill will recover from backflipping his way on the injury report or not.
#3Radeal outduels #7RoryMcChokeroy
in a rivalry summed up by South Park Season 5, Episode 2, Boosie wins again to now move into a foursome at the top of the standings despite mind fuckery from mark. all of these started many weeks ago with the rider cup, when Mark was cyber bullied for liking LIV golf. How can you hate someone that likes an organization that is in the forefront of human rights issues? However, it was found out by his sluthing that Boozie is very unpatriotic. While all of this smack is great for the community, i didnt really care since my good friend snuggs almost had his balls decapitated. I will take creative freedom and theme next week for you two goofs.
in what really matters, Mark had a strong performance with 170 team points. Breece is unleashed, Tua had fun with his head still not concussed, Tyler Boyd showed up to work, K williams ran all over the cards. AND, JT is starting to rev back up for the colts. This team is heating up, but was not hot enough to beat down this heater of a a team. Boozer gets another CANNONBALLER award for Raheem Mostart(Not rasheed shaheed who had a big week, so he will most likely pick him back up again to then drop) for 34 points. St Brown did it for Detroit, drake did it for the city, Howell and Cooper did good stuff too. But, with too much cake, there is reprcations. Run CMC may be hurt. what will happen after this to the RADEAL?
#4 BurrowCalf Doner doesnt have the leg to out kick #5 TSAA
I guess Wada can only beat #1 teams…I wonder when he plays Drew? While he had the lead, Mat had his kick Graham Gano score enough to secure the win for the week. once again, JAred Goff is a good Fantasy QB. I’ll harp on it. the BCD top 3 catchers had a quieter week, with only 25 points compaired to the 75 or 100 from last week.. i forget.,, too many pain pills i burrowed from snuggs. Mat on the other side saw stong games from AJ Brown, Curtis Samual, Daulton Shultz, and J Meyers. but, for every win, there must be sacrifice on the TSwift watch… This week hurt Justin Fields with a break on his non throwing hand, and David Montgomery tear away at his core. I am wondering if all of the taylor witchcraft will eventually injure every member of his team at some point. Time will tell, but this is your notice that Mat is currently tied for 1st in the standings. How bout that.
#8 All Gas No Breaks snips out another win, over #11 QBU
closer than expected, with a pullout late monday, Snuggs got win number 3 on the season, over rosebuds. Hurts did what he was supposed to, along with Maher, Collins, Flowers, and Keenan Allen. A couple of bruises on the win for snugs as Deebo was knocked out of the game, and Jimmy G may get the sack after a rough, injuring preformance. Speaking of hurt sacks, take a look at snuggs! Thats right, hes storing away all of the bears backs for winter. ROSE o nthe other hand, thought he had gold with stevenson, snuggs old flame. however, everyone else just kinda laid there and took it for the week. I think they were into it and having fun, but they could of been faking it.
#11 Unsolicited Dak pics cowboys up, beats #9 Ohio Glory.
First of all, this blog backs the blue, and supports those that serve.. Them Cowboys put on a show for Tom, however they were dem boys that were rostered by daddy jake. Dak showed up his old OC, connected with CeeDee. Mike Pittman even joined the rodeo this week too. Whodey forgot to shutdown Locket, while geno cooked enough. All of this was just enough to carry over the Glory, as he was led by mahomes, swift, and harrison Butker. the only shining spot from the loss that may be soon to fade out is Zack Moss… will taylor take away his points, or will he continue to ball out ?
Thats all I have for this week, make sure you will fill out TACO’s coaches poll https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd_6hYBeejXLGyClkq6AKAu0JuCFG2rEsNWHZMFeTtYHOw0Qg/viewform?usp=send_form so he will add $100 to the pot. I wonder where this extra income is coming from, and if there is a only fans account directed to the men of the middle east paying for this extra money from his household? I WILL INVESTIGATE…
DOUBLE O SPORTS 
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