As the calendar rolls on, it’s Halloween weekend. It’s time for all things spooky and maccabe to be in the forefront. It’s also the weekend where I can walk around at night with blood on my shirt and no one will question me why. Will the ghosts of our past haunt us into reminding those among us if we are Eskimo brothers? Will mat survive another year after searching for the paranormal truth and dodging encounters with moth men, Sasquatch’s, and the Loveland frogman. How much candy will Jake steal from little kids this year while he shows off his new word art of ice shaved into his head? Will the rush of candy succumb to taco and snuggs into diabetic comas this year? Will drew, mark, and booso create a mystery machine team to investigate spooky happening in the area, only to unmask the “monster” and figure out it was old man Jason this whole time. Let’s all band together, AND NOT SEPARATE LIKE THOSE DUMMYS IN HORROR MOVIES DO. onto this week.

LEAGUE NOTES

To address the elephant in the room, I now have a majority stake in the All Gas No Breaks franchise… This means that for the next few weeks, I will be attempting to fix this subpar roster to be a playoff team, and or clean house and prepare for 2024. I let you all know that about all parts of this car can be traded except for the Hurts wagon. Other than that, we got no trades, and some waiver actions. The Tayson Hill trick or treat happened, as he scored points for a game, and now Rose thinks hes going to be worthy of a spot. Rob is hopeful for Kincaid having a larger role with buffalos losing their starting TE. Tom bought in to Murray getting more snaps (Although JCook went off, so that plan might not pan out) Other than that, Taco picked up Mingo again, and I wonder how many shitty trades he has been the centerpiece for now. Boosie swapped out Cardnal Tight Ends, and DALE started the rebuild with Clevelands kicker who is not going to collapse at some point this season, and the future in Tenn with QB Levis.

Since yall are not helping the coaches poll, the unofficial computer rankings are as follows – 

1 Bullish

623.61

2 RaDeal

604.89

3 TSAA

488.80

4 WaterBoy

434.41

5 RMC

380.31

6 TEU

356.86

7 BurrowCalfDonor

309.95

8 AGNB

291.53

9 UDP

281.56

10 OG

259.46

11 QBU Swiss

163.22

12 2C1K

101.49

It’s interesting to say the least… we may see about fixing the week two debacle of defenses to increase efficiency percentages 

Matchups

#1 Bullish [5-2] vs #4 Waterboy [3-4] 

-12 bullish

We got a couple of monsters of teams matching up as we expect points! Jason is wishing this was Friday the 13th as he wants to slay the competition. Both teams will be watching their dolphin wide outs to make sure they play. What will Kurt cousins so this week vs the struggle bus packers? What intrigues me for Drew is the super flex spot as he has two QBs still in his bench that should get double digit points. Remember to hide the sex crazed teens, because there is going to be a body count on this one.

#2 Ra Deal [5-2] vs #3 TSAA [5-2]

-20 Ra deal

Heavy weight battle with rankings, as the classic monster fight pits the mummy vs Frankenstein. With the ancheint powers of Egypt powering boosie, he could be matching on at full strength. A couple of players are questionable, but he should be going again for all the points. If he doesn’t though, this makeshift team of borrowed players parts could smash Ra deal. I mean, it’s crazy to think mat beat drew week 1. (Can’t wait for their rematch week 12). There will be plenty of screams I’m sure at these games.

#5 Rory McChokelroy [4-3] vs #11 Swiss cheese [2-5]

-5 RoryMC

MArk is starting to see the fruits of his labor as his team has started scoring high numbers. This week, he hopes his blades are sharp enough to prevent a nightmare on elm street as Rose hopes to get his crew all on a good week. Joey Brr looks to be back at full strength to set fire to the niners on a short week. Mark is hoping to keep clawing away with JT back, B hall running without snap counts, and the lions hopefully fully utilizing gibbs.

#6 Tight End U [4-3] vs # 10 Ohio Glory [4-3]

-5 TEU

Taco wants to play a game i’m sure as he is looking to see what jigsaw pieces he can put together before testing tom. Taco has been bleeding this season on a 3 game loosing streak. What may seem lost could be unlocked by this matchup. Tom has a broken Purdy, so he will be hoping that Daniel jones can play. The conditions may be treacherous Sunday as Tom’s team will be treading through trap games left and right. Lets see if Taco will be crushed again, or for whom it will be game over for.

#7 Burrow Calf donor [2-5] vs #8 All Gas No Breaks [3-4]

EVEN

Now, this might only excite fans of cult followings, but I think we have a terrifying matchup with Dale’s team ready to take down Wada. I know statistically, Wada only beats top rated teams, but I am the top dog, therefore I am on upset alert. Better put the town on lockdown, as we have several players highlighted from primetime games. Will Dales RWhite continue his top tier goalline snap rate? Will Jared Goff cause panic on MNF vs Jimmy G? Will there be anyone left to scream out in horror for the matchup of the bears dj moore vs chargers K Allen? Only time will tell, but make sure that time isnt after 2am because that is when things go bump in the night.

#9 Unsolicited Dak Pics [4-3] vs #12 2 coopers, 1 kupp [1-6]

-9 2K1C

Well well, Rob might get a win! In this found footage matchup, we are trying to understand what is happening for two teams that feel like their teams are in hell houses. I have to point out that Chris Olave of 2C1K might have an issue with LA cops after getting high speeding ticket on the bye week. Jake has been getting tons of ghostbusting practice this season on twitch, so I know he will handle any jumpscares with ease. However, you got to wonder at what point will Rob break and become a madman on the loose looking for bloody vengeance?

Look forward to having more conversations with you all for the second half of the season. I will gladly turn down most trade offers, and veto any trades. This week may also be the best time to announce my intent for a special league next year…. A Grim Reaper League. In addition to the League league, DP will be looking to create a guillotine fantasy game. The rules for this one are as follows. Draft a team either weekly, or at the beginning of the season… no keepers. But then its all about scoring. No head to head matchups, just outscore everyone to survive… the lowest scoring team is eliminated. Now, the players from the eliminated team are then added back to the draft pool, or all waivered. This happens until all teams are eliminated. So, yes the finals could be two powerhouse teams to be entertaining, but I hope you have picked up people wisely. I’ve heard of this done with more than 12 teams to keep it crazy and going on. I think the max would be 18 teams. I will be gathering interest for this in the future, because I dont know what platform i can commish this on. But, it will happen!!!

As war rages on, we look to the fallen and those who gave their all in this round of battles. Each of you commanders will regroup, and prepare for the trenches that the next round of conflict shall commence. I for one saw some interesting football as the colts almost used their blue people power to gallop past the browns… however they still couldn’t muster the horsepower. The Packers officially stink as Cheeto covered finger pointing is now happening in every direction. And after only watching the first half, I don’t understand the dolphins and I still think that Philly is a wagon. gGood Thing Hard Knocks in Season will be following Miami. Let’s look at the matchups and make heads and tails of it alll.

Week seven thoughts…

HOOD GOD, what a crazy weekend.  Good thing we don’t do a pickem league of survival pool. So many damn upsets. And the kickers this week sucked. The highest scoring fantasy kicker kicked for on 9 points!! 

How bout some of our coaches this week. The following achieves 100% efficiency: Drew, Boosie, and Wada!

#1 French Bulldogs make kibble of #6 Burrow Calf Donor

Well, We knew a streak was going to end in this one, and it turned out to be the goliath killer of Wada not getting the upset. Maybe it was the bye week, or the fact he was tricked into Family Fall crap, but he wasnt able to bring home the gold for MOTHA RUSSIA!! Derek Carr and Baltimore DEF led the way for BCD as projections held true as what his team could really do this week. The biggest takeaway was that Goff was throwing bogeys and could show true colors going forward.

Drew was able to use the finest grapes of all the vineyards in order to go off. Travis Kelce earns tops scoring honors for this weeks CANNONBALLER OF THE WEEK. TK scored 36 pts, Foreman score 33pts, and all other skilled spots outscored the opposition. This should be another week of Drew enjoying creme brule, baguettes, and other bistro crap. Take a macaroon and ‘Degage, J’seeaie de travaailler!’

#2 CA DEAL builds a northern wall to block out #5 TEU

Has Taco peaked too early? The strategy is not working for him due to the injuries, and now he cannot recover. Calvin Ridley dropped off like he has the under set on catches this season. And for some reason, all of these coveted players he has tried to trade away just couldnt produce for him this week. HMM. No matter what lineup Taco presented, it was going to be hard to beat off the mountee. Al Kamara leds with 29 pts, Josh Allen did 25 ptsn and k walker 3 got 13 pts. That was about it in comparing.

Boosie had great performances from receivers as st Brown got 23 pts, Puka shells Nacua got 23 pts, TJ Hockensockem robots grabbed 20 pts, and Saquad nailed 19 pts. The other side of lake Erie scored 20 pts for the canadians. We might be on a collision course here as these poutine fueled pussys are going to keep being a force this season. Maybe hockey will distract them enough to let everyone else get some wins.

#3 TaylorSwift PersianAccoustics drives up the price of oil, and almost beheads #12 2 Coopers, 1 Kupp

No luck for Rob this week, and hes most likely trying to think what to do… the explosions of his roster were not from a car bomb, but Patty o Mahomes with 35 pts! Russel Wilson was green in envy with 14 pts. O’lave also did a wee bit good too as he grabbed 13 pts. However, the Key players of this team fell off the cliffs of dover as Jacobs, Cooper, Kupp, and Ekeler all combined for about 24 pts. They were projected at close to 69 points.

The holy war continues as the prophet muhammad swift continues to make believers out of us all. Brown continues to be a menace as he scored 30 pts. Zeke scored! Jakobe Meyersput up 18 pts. This team just keeps finding ways to win. Of course, as is needed, this weeks blood sacrifice is both Christianity Watson and Chris GODwin.

MAMA MIA! #8 Rory McChokelwhatever upsets the soldiers and #4 Waterboy

Well, the tide rises and lowers, Jason wins and loses to stay afloat in the race for the playoffs. The usual obese hitters led the way with cheeta hill scoring 26pts, prime time Kurt cousins throwing for 22 pts, and courtland Sutton snagged nearly 20 pts.

Once again, strong performance, just a tough crowd as these wappers on marks team just steamrolled him. 200 points. Everyone scored real well except his te engram and his gay kicker. Jordan Addison looked dangerous on MNF, Lamar finally balled out, and the lions used Gibbs to his first round potential. Mark is now feeling like a Don munching on gnocchi, Prosciutto, and gelato.

#10 Ohio Glory rally’s the Axis powers to defeat # All gas, no breaks

Quotes provided by Englishman Winston Churchill.

If you’re going through hell, keep going. The German engineering powered their way to a win this week. Another brick in the waller showed up for 23pts. ETN also rushed for 23pts.

Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.

For Snuggs, it’s looking dire straights as this group is getting shitty MPG. He had hurts, and that’s about it. When asked for a comment on this team, he said he lost his smile. Whatever that means.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

#9 Unsolicited Dak Pics acts a bit cheeky, sends #11 Switzerland on holiday

This Icelandic bum of a team once again squandered the opportunity for winning. I hope the falcons are sued thanks to not listing Bijan on the injury report. The buccos connection of mayfield and evans was as bright as the northern lights for rose. Shout out Watson for throwing into negative points.

The aussies on the other hand took the cowboys by week, and didn’t get their jocks in a bunch. Mac jones! Scored almost 20 pts. The flock of ravens for Jake exploded for over 40. James cook and Mike Pittman even played well. The bung of it all was he didn’t even play a kicker! Awww biscuits.

That’s it for this week. I’m negotiating some things right now and may have updates in the chat. Also, I am trying to get ahold of the dr in order to get projections added for points. Might cost me a few bit coins for that to happen.

IM LATE WORKING ON THIS, BUT SHOUT OUT FRIDAY BEERS AND HAPPY HOURS TO GET ME TO BUST THIS OUT.

Just after we cool down from the national hate that Mark and Boosie had stemming from the Ryder cup, we get a FOOBALL BOMBSHELL!

Flag football is coming to the Los Angeles Olympics in 2028

The NFL’s ongoing push for worldwide exposure got another boost when organizers for the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics delivered a proposal to put flag football on the program when the Summer Games return to the United States for the first time in 32 years

Flag football is coming to the Los Angeles Olympics in 2028 – ABC News (go.com)

HOLY SHIT BOYS. I know its the pussyfied version, but its football! Both Men and women will be scheming out offensive masterpieces on how to score, and get USA all the gold. The Obvious question will be if ACTIVE NFL players will be playing in this or not. They will have the hurdles of the NFL, NFLPA, and there is an internation governing board of flag football based out of france that will determine if pros can play. This would only help the non americans, as it will be interesting to see who would be elligble. Of course GRONK is down… I mean he’s heard of the Olympic orgies that happen.

LEAGUE HAPPENINGS

Some have called it Tank mode, others are just saying they are preping for a future games, but Rob made major trades this week. He got a top pick from Boozer for Army Cooper, and he said goodbye to PUKA and Sayquads. Then, he swapped with Tom for a couple of westerners with Mahomes and Jacobs. Sent away darling QB Purdy and ETN. Snugs and Tom also made a trade with Pickens and Flowers just becasue Taco keeps trying to trade stolen carborators for any of these players.

of the FA pick ups, ill be watching evans now as the lead back for the RAMS, how meco hardman does back home with the CHEFS, and if the KHUNT is back to form with the BROWNIES.

You people know your rankings, and since the science is close enough to the coaches poll and the default standings, ill continue to use the DP system to display games.

#1 Bullish vs #6 Burrow Calf Donor

UPSET ALERT- Wada likey to only beat #1 teams so here we are. Drew is projected to get the win, but the thursday night crew all equalled each other. Let see if the BCD goes off, or if the bullish migrates further into the elite position.

For comparing these owners as if they were Olympic countries, I’d first say that Drew would represent the French. He maybe pretty, but hes a smug smelly bastard. This team is causing him to have an arrogance about him to state that his way of cooking food is the best. Romance may be in the air, but for the opposition, its cold, gritty air.

Wada would represent the Russian Federation. Now, im not saying that i find him to be a war monger wanting to invade those countries around him, but I think of the traditional customs of the old country that make him a perfect fit. Some of what he says sounds like a vodka slur, but we know what hes talking about. its obviously something from the 80’s or 90’s. Not because its a bad thing, hes just a little behind in the times. Once again, not a bad type of sterotype like a putin asshole. Also, i could see him being alright with the commies and trying to get everyone some points and players to share.

#2 RA DEAL vs #5 TEU

Since Taco doesnt want to set his shitty lineup, im going to state that Boosie is the favorite here. im sure hes scheming some trade right now, but Kamera isnt going to be enough with his current lineup to beat the dealers of RADeal… Speaking of dealers

Taco would represent Mexico, obviously. while he has inserted himself into all aspects of the league’s language, we often question where he is getting his extra Denaro to pay into the leagues pot. Hell, he posted on facebook a sick brag that hes already in debt a $100 Gs. This is an attempt to get the drug sniffing noses of the DEA off of his case. But we salute el chappo himself for being a dreamer and for always completing the yardwork needed to get this league going.

I almost forgot about Boos, and that is because he represents the boring country of Canada. Him and Bryan Adam’s shitty music can fuck off. oh good game eh? sorry bout that win, gee golly. This country is so wishes washy, even their “states” have different languages. They still have allegence to the queen, and thing its cool on how they stay oot and aboot. Go Skate on some ice, and get your Tim Hortons.

#3 TaylorSwift AssAccoustics vs #12 2 Coopers, 1 Kupp

This might be the week where Rob turns it around. Mat’s team is hurt again with no fields and no montgomery. He can only hope that Murray will get more looks from the bills, and philly keeps passing the ball to AJ Brown. The new look/ new name Kuppers are projected to get the win here, and make a serious swing in the rankings in doing so!

For Mat, I had several countries to be represented by his keen eyes. But with WW3 about to start, i altered his country to be a fictious , historyical one in Persia! ON A QUEST FOR GLORY and artifacts, no one can stop the dominnace on the persian movement. high powers are definately at work for this grouping, as we pray that no other country will invade and blow up the empire that the persians have built! Some would say that mat is just a steet rat- riff raft, but i see him as the future prince alibaba. I hope he still has some wishes for his genie in order to keep winning

EYE, ROB would represent IRELAND! Independent from the monarch, this spud is not going away! some of his moves appear to be influenced by whiskey, but hes got a fightin spirit! Fook You haters. I know some of you may think Rob and the Irish have no shot of winning, but they will find their POT of Gold one day!

#4 WaterBoy vs #8 Greg McChokelobos

Big Matchup as Mark looks for redemption after trying to do the mind games, and failing… granted his team would have beat anyone else in the league last week. Jason may have a solid team, but Mark may have him this week as thursday night, kirk proved to be WR1 in JAX. But more importantly in this matchup lets talk about the countries they would represent.

Mark would represent the Itailians. Mangia Mangia! When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie, thats mark. This sleezy greaser acts all classy, but hes obviously going to whack someone when no body gona see. his noodle may be lackin the secret family sauce in order to produce wins this year, but back in the old country, he won the first league league.

Now for the most anticipated country assignment, Jason would represent…MURICA! thats right you bigots, hes obs capt america in the flesh. His team is the blend of all things free,and deep fried. sure, he has some asian features, but that is what makes american cusine the best! we mix them all togeher to create beautify multiracial babies. do you like Korean food? guess what, let USA add some BBQ and make that better! Im always going to root for Jason and AMerica because im proud to be a american, where at least i know Im free, and I wont forget the men who died, and gave their life to me as i proudly stand UP!

#7 All Gas No Breaks vs #10 Ohio Glory

Tom is probs going to win since mike thomas got a TD and ETN ran alot. the Gas crew may need to switch to electric.

Snugs would be England, not because of the lack of dental hygenie, but because of the taditional values that all look at for their own efforts. Jolly Ho. Sure, he was groovy and shaggin back in the day, but the modern posh man is more focused on getting his kid ready for soccer than this league. Soon, he will be focusing on being a Wanker and if he needs to keep calm and carry on for this season.

Tom would represent Germany. Now, just like in real life, we are not bringing up Tom or Germany’s past! Sure there is alot of proper order and fear of letting a higher power down, but they will return to glory! Yes, they were a world power at one point “end of last season”, but this season is still showing them being strong. Its Oktober, so raise a stein and toast as he will find a way to guzzle down some wins.

#9 Unsolicited Dak Pics vs #11 QBU

This matchup is a matchup . UDP is hopin f for angree dalas again, but he needs to sucure a kicker first. I see QBU getting a win becasue this year isnt over yet! And that’s all i have to say about that. man im feeling hot and sweaty

Crickey! Lets give austrailia to Jake! Hes down under, and probs hopping around liek a kangaroo. Hes the most used to the heat out of all of us now, and constantly is battling creatures in the big easy. there is a grit and curiousity about his team like he sould be crocodile hunting. jsut stay away from the sting rays and aboriginals and should be able to enjoy yourself a nice bloomin onion. I don’t think this team is in the dunny yet, but you never know when Australia is living in the future.

Lastly, I will make Rose Sweeden. Blonde, smug bitches. I confuse them with the dutch. I get they may be inteligent, but why dont you win more? right. I get it, his team is building for the future like an ikea bookshelf. but you will need to pick a side at some point swizerland! stop playing with your dogs and make an contibution am I right. At least the fish are nice.

WEll, there you have it, a time crunch artical sponsored by rum. This idea for this week sounds great in my head, but whenever I read it later… ha! Enjoy week 7. and lets start getting tickets for LA 28!

FELLAS, I’ve been helping tend to my dear friend in his recovery. He is going to take over the blog for most of the review.

Hey guys, it’s snugs here y’all to add a special guest contribution for Dale’s blog. (Because remember he is a completely different person.) this post comes deep from the heart as I have been in the road to recovery. I tend to view myself as a leader at times, and as most of us lead a path of adulthood, I’ve taken the steps for us all to run later in life. Fatherhood introduces us to new challenges in life. One of those is the responsibility of our family. For me, I am to ensure that our growth ends at two without having to make my wife continue different forms of contraception. Therefore, I got the snip-snip.

Some of you may have questions, and I have all the answers now! What happens is the sack gets numbed up and then the vas, which is the plumbing pipe that lets your swimmers release from your control center into the party center, is cut and cauterized to shut down the future generation from partying. The procedure was quick, and to ease the nerves, I used a breathing treatment of nitrous oxide to get me loopy. (Which taco and Rob tried to get me to agree to trades during this time FYI) The recovery has been easy, just a antibiotic to be safe, maximum strength ibuprofen and Tylenol, resting by not moving, and icing the area.

I really over hyped this up in my head to be something worse than it was, but a lot of that was a result from the fact that I haven’t had really any medical procedures done. I also thought it was going to be a big production with people looking at my junk, but it wasn’t. Just the Dr. My only issue I have right now is some bruising on the one side, and the small stitches kinda itch. (This could be from the fact I had to shave down yonder).

I’m here to advocate for this for you all in the future, since I don’t think any of us can financially afford to have a fleet of children running around!

DALE HERE AGAIN, AGREEING THAT WE MUST CONTROLL THE POPULATION PROBLEM OF THIS WORLD #THANOSWASRIGHT.

The after week 5 computer rankings showed the following going into the week!

OVERALL	Win %	Points For	Line-up Effentcy	WIN-Factor	Season Performance
1. Bullish	60%	806.96	89.31%	3.29696	444.3137925
2. TEU	80%	808.76	89.96%	2.2476	403.7778438
3. RaDeal	60%	770.14	94.41%	2.95046	382.3082603
4. BurrowCalfDonor	40%	717.6	93.43%	3.21843	315.5417362
5. TSAA	60%	682.34	84.59%	2.65875	290.953104
6. WaterBoy	40%	790.46	87.24%	2.28523	280.9678066
7. GregLobo	60%	645.22	83.14%	2.7838	272.4625982
8. AGNB	40%	672.88	84.85%	2.20845	214.1466376
9. OG	60%	566.7	66.19%	2.20895	205.2328529
10. QBU	40%	663.22	86.33%	0.8306	164.7353826
11. UDP	40%	584.58	86.15%	1.497	133.4090685
12. SaquonTNuts	20%	550.74	68.90%	0.167	69.16972551

Drew takes the top spot after balling out for his 3rd straight win. Andrew collects the biggest Win Factor gain after upsetting top seeded taco. With the season still with alot of games on the horizon, anything is possible!

TRANSACTIONS

I gave up on a keeper of mine, because I think New England is in trouble. So, I took from Rose RB spears who is stealing away from King Henry’s snap count. I also don’t like Derrek Carr and his blacked out eyes, SO i gave Rob another OSU WR for flowers. After that, the trade market got hot with Taco needing to find a superflex option with Ant Richardson possible out for the year, and Rob attempting to upgrade his QB play. There were way too many Free Agent pickups to go over, but I read AZ Cards depth chart correctly, and figured out who their new RB was, and gained every single bears running back. Taco is also buying the hype that Aaron Rodgers may return, and stashed him. I’d say the best Wavier add was Rob with WR Downs scoring 13.10 for the week… but let not get ahead of ourselves…

IM GONNA STOP THE BLOG RIGHT HERE AND TAKE OVER… THIS HAS BEEEN BORING SNUGGS. PEOPLE READ THIS TO LAUGH… OBVIOUSLY THE LACK OF TESTOSTERONE FROM UR CASTRATION IS TAKING OVER.

MATCHUPS

#1 BULLISH COCKBLOCKS #12 SAQUADTHESENUTS

ALTHOUGH THE moves were made, hoping to get rob past first base, the Bull rolls on for win number #4. These two have swapped more this season than a couple of teenagers spit. I can’t keep up with who plays for who? I think Drew had top scores from Travis Kelce, Steph Diggs, J Waddle, G Wilson, and great checkdown performance from T Pollard. The life in the Nuts is cumming from Cooper Kupp, Trav Etienne, and Olave. Too bad his namesake was on the bench, and the rookie bubble might have pukad out. While the season may be in trouble for Rob, he still is showing some streaks of points that could help in the future… now fix your coaches poll and get his performance out of there and create you some legitimacy.

#2 TightEnd U cries in sorrow, upset by #6 WaterBoy

When it rains, it pours. JEfferson is on the IR. Richardson, is on the IR. Taco is deperate. He sent horrible trades to snuggs in a hopes that he could roofie a trade while he was out of it. besides his starting RB’s, he team is vulnerable. so queue the waterworks, and here comes the hero! Jason pulls off his second straight win with Adam Thielen proving to be one of the best value pickups. Justin Tucker shed some major legwork accross the pond, as in the same game, global embassitor King Henry provided some hope for a hurt titians squad. Only questions for this next week will be if Cheeta Hill will recover from backflipping his way on the injury report or not.

#3Radeal outduels #7RoryMcChokeroy

in a rivalry summed up by South Park Season 5, Episode 2, Boosie wins again to now move into a foursome at the top of the standings despite mind fuckery from mark. all of these started many weeks ago with the rider cup, when Mark was cyber bullied for liking LIV golf. How can you hate someone that likes an organization that is in the forefront of human rights issues? However, it was found out by his sluthing that Boozie is very unpatriotic. While all of this smack is great for the community, i didnt really care since my good friend snuggs almost had his balls decapitated. I will take creative freedom and theme next week for you two goofs.

in what really matters, Mark had a strong performance with 170 team points. Breece is unleashed, Tua had fun with his head still not concussed, Tyler Boyd showed up to work, K williams ran all over the cards. AND, JT is starting to rev back up for the colts. This team is heating up, but was not hot enough to beat down this heater of a a team. Boozer gets another CANNONBALLER award for Raheem Mostart(Not rasheed shaheed who had a big week, so he will most likely pick him back up again to then drop) for 34 points. St Brown did it for Detroit, drake did it for the city, Howell and Cooper did good stuff too. But, with too much cake, there is reprcations. Run CMC may be hurt. what will happen after this to the RADEAL?

#4 BurrowCalf Doner doesnt have the leg to out kick #5 TSAA

I guess Wada can only beat #1 teams…I wonder when he plays Drew? While he had the lead, Mat had his kick Graham Gano score enough to secure the win for the week. once again, JAred Goff is a good Fantasy QB. I’ll harp on it. the BCD top 3 catchers had a quieter week, with only 25 points compaired to the 75 or 100 from last week.. i forget.,, too many pain pills i burrowed from snuggs. Mat on the other side saw stong games from AJ Brown, Curtis Samual, Daulton Shultz, and J Meyers. but, for every win, there must be sacrifice on the TSwift watch… This week hurt Justin Fields with a break on his non throwing hand, and David Montgomery tear away at his core. I am wondering if all of the taylor witchcraft will eventually injure every member of his team at some point. Time will tell, but this is your notice that Mat is currently tied for 1st in the standings. How bout that.

#8 All Gas No Breaks snips out another win, over #11 QBU

closer than expected, with a pullout late monday, Snuggs got win number 3 on the season, over rosebuds. Hurts did what he was supposed to, along with Maher, Collins, Flowers, and Keenan Allen. A couple of bruises on the win for snugs as Deebo was knocked out of the game, and Jimmy G may get the sack after a rough, injuring preformance. Speaking of hurt sacks, take a look at snuggs! Thats right, hes storing away all of the bears backs for winter. ROSE o nthe other hand, thought he had gold with stevenson, snuggs old flame. however, everyone else just kinda laid there and took it for the week. I think they were into it and having fun, but they could of been faking it.

#11 Unsolicited Dak pics cowboys up, beats #9 Ohio Glory.

First of all, this blog backs the blue, and supports those that serve.. Them Cowboys put on a show for Tom, however they were dem boys that were rostered by daddy jake. Dak showed up his old OC, connected with CeeDee. Mike Pittman even joined the rodeo this week too. Whodey forgot to shutdown Locket, while geno cooked enough. All of this was just enough to carry over the Glory, as he was led by mahomes, swift, and harrison Butker. the only shining spot from the loss that may be soon to fade out is Zack Moss… will taylor take away his points, or will he continue to ball out ?

Thats all I have for this week, make sure you will fill out TACO’s coaches poll https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd_6hYBeejXLGyClkq6AKAu0JuCFG2rEsNWHZMFeTtYHOw0Qg/viewform?usp=send_form so he will add $100 to the pot. I wonder where this extra income is coming from, and if there is a only fans account directed to the men of the middle east paying for this extra money from his household? I WILL INVESTIGATE…

This week, I am gonna lay into some of my thoughts more as we break down the matchups. As stated in the past, week 5 will begin to test the patience and smarts of all the players as BYE weeks are going to start making yous play bench players. Can’t no longer set it and forget it. Gotta make sure you can play a full team. I am late to this because of one of my HATES and I had a toddler last night not hold their liquor so well and puked all over the VAN. Plus, I now get to go back and edit some prelim thoughts after the Bears beat down the RedSkins.

But to indulge all of you heathings, I need to get some things off of my hairy chest. I have hate in my heart right now at full staff. What do I hate?? … FALL… That’s right, the bullshit narrative of fall being the best season is not true! Fall includes the best thing in the world (FOOTBALL) but too many things created the devil are trying to keep football away from us!

FIRST HATE is the damn temperature range! I need to know what type of slacks and socks i need to wear in the day. I cant deal with my nose sniffing all day like a need a snow bump. If the heat is gone, then be gone!

Transactions

No major trades (Yet) but im sure yall are trying to steal players from Andrew or Jake. Waiting to see if Taco uses RB McLaughlin this week, Rob will suit up TE Jannu Smith, and Boozie will be flexing WanDale Robinson (Good Name). Snugs will hoping to get value from TE Higbee (How was he a free agent? )

SECOND HATE – Too Many Festivals jammed packed into now. There are 52 weeks of the year, by gawd they have to schedule all of them in 8. Once again, we have football on all day Saturday and Sunday, yet these carnies have to pedal around and trick our women into needing to spend some quality time out and about. $7 waters. $10 for food truck items. $15 for arts and crafts a toddler could make. F that. Move these festivals through out the year and give us hope in January and May.

Weekly Matchups

#1 Tight End University [4-0] vs #10 Burrow Calf Donor [1-3]

-14 pts TEU****

The undisputed top dog goes against the local top dog catcher as Andrew hopes to get his 2nd quality win of the year. I’m sure taco will fill out his team once he sees injury reports. Or he’s just being too cocky to show his cards. Jamaar chase is due for a big game, so Andrew will be dialed in for all of the prime games to watch. What I find interesting is that this is another week of top ranked TEU vs a lower Quality team… will that factor in the end? (UPDATE: WELLL WELLL WELLL, Chiraq might be able to help gather some donations for Wada. AFTER THURSDAY, BCD might be the favorite by -8 since DJ MOORE went the fuck off for 49.00 pts! Guess da bears don’t want the 1-2 picks for the 2024 draft! )

THIRD HATE – Apple orchards and pumpkin patches. Do you want to go out and pay more for apples than you can year round at Kroger’s? City folk get to cosplay their kids on farms for the harvest glory. I tried to take kids to Lucas Brothers pumpkin patch near bellbrook the other day. It was $15 a person to just be there… not including us picking out the pumpkin. I’m not paying you people for me to be your skilled field labor.

#2 Ra deal [2-2] vs #7 Ohio Glory [3-1]

Even*** (-10 Ra Deal after Thursday)

Well, there was a change in the wind after washingtons game. This was going to be the game of the peoples champ (#3OG) vs the spunky team (#4 RD). Computer nerds still are favoring Boozie after big quality wins and a strong team performance…while Tom can only hope for so much from that Dallas Defense. These owners will be watching their favorite teams battle on SNF. RD’s Howell recovered from a shakey first half to give Boozie a chance this week, as Scary Terry forgot what month it was. This will be close one I think, or if someone gets blownout they may need to evaluate their squad.

FORTH HATE AND BIGGEST HATE – Fall weddings. September, October, and November is for Football. But no, the womens have to take that away from us. Some of you have fell victim to this, and I will soon be releasing a class action lawsuit to compensate for lost football time. They say you will have a chance to watch games, but that’s BS. You gotta get your suit on early to start your base sweat layer. Then you got to get pictures done that majority of them will live in a usb stick forever. NOW you have missed all of the first games of the day. Now its time to do the ceremony (which can be lovely by the way, depending on how good looking the pastor is) and its time to be rushed all around. Only thing that could save you from all of this madness is beer and bourbon. But, on the flip side of this, if you are a guest.. you have to still go or you’re an asshole. You get judgey eyes from the brides family when you are huddled around a phone watching to see if OSU is going to cover over Miami of OH. And unfortanatly, we the guests have to then suffer through watching all of the first dances and dry chicken instead of listening to the sweet sweet music of men colliding into each other. Just something to think about. (CC: Jason, Boozie, Mark, Rose, Rob, Tom, and now Drew)

#3 Bullish [2-2] vs #4 All Gas No Breaks [2-2]

-20 Bullish

What looks like a blowout win for the turned around cash cow, drew is looking for his new look team to continue on the path of success. Snugs has more questions on this roster than a 4 year old asking why? Snugs needs his running backs to start carrying the load, and hurts to dominate. Drew on the other hand is hoping to have his QB’s put up big numbers, and all of his star wide outs continue to dominate. Poor snugs will be stuck at a SUNDAY WEDDING, so he won’t ever get to watch his demise. Look for Drew to get a lot of DP after this win.

FIFTH HATE – Pumpkin spice everything. OVERATED. Pumpkin pie is the shit, but that is where it should stop. There is a reason why its seasonal, because its not good. just a marketing gimmick. Hell, I don’t even know if pumpkins are a world commodity. Unsure if the people of Japan need to import in jack o lanterns for PSL?

#5 Taylor swift Ass acoustics[2-2] vs #6 Unsolicited Dak Pics [2-2]

-24 TSAA

Jake needs a tight end for this week, but it may not even matter. Mat got a top Thursday performance from Justin Fields and Curtis Samuel that may carry him into a much needed win. UDP is a wildcard of a team, because I look at it, and I cant figure out how they score points. Let alone, he has 2 wins this season, and they are of ok quality. Some of this might be stemming from the preseason hype. Lets see if the TSAA movement continues after this week, or if it will burn out.

SIXTH HATE – Overly complicated Halloween costumes. As an adult, I have better things to spend money on. If dressing up every year is your thing because this is the only time of the year you can wear a wig and makeup and no one thinks twice about it, then good for you.. the problem I have is people wasting money every year to “create” some crappy costume that will waste $50, then never wearing it again. I would be fine to buy a high quality Halloween mask, but then I am going to wear that every year. I’ll even look for more ways to incorporate wearing a mask into my yearlong activities! Feeling a little sick, wear a mask! Needs to not be recognized when getting money to pay for your side girlfriend? Wear a mask!

#8 Greg’s lobos [2-2] vs #12 Saquon these Nuts [1-3]

-1 Greg’s Lobos

The heartthrob of America, Rob, is looking to continue high scoring to stay in favor in the coaches polls, but to even maybe gain more D.I.C.K. Performance. After a strong start from Kmet, Nuts looks to spread it on mark. Greg’s lobos are hearing the reports that Breese Hall is no longer on a snap count, so he should be unleashed this week in a hate game against Denver. You also gotta like the matchup of Tua vs the NYGiants. What will be interesting from Rob is will this be the first week of Cooper Kupp back in action, and will this lessen the love story of Puka Nacua? Locally, Rob will also be watching how J Dobbs will be performing on the bengals, and mark will hope that Boyd will fill the passing void the bengals have.

SEVENTH HATE – CBS sitcoms. Fall means its time for “Americas most watched network” to introduce new bullshit that old boomers will be watching. How the fuck is Bob hearts ABISHOLA a thing. They always have an obsession with a middle aged man, normally overweight, being a funny guy with an attractive wife. THAT ISNT HOW LIFE WORKS CBS. King of Queens is not a real representation of a real queens family you bastards. Yes, Dear pissed me off, along with those assholes from everybody loves Raymond. Litterally the plot of all those show are we think this guy is funny. Lets make a family around him. That shit is played out.

#9 Waterboy [1-3] vs #11 QBU [2-2]

-7 QBU

Im glad to see a better name for Rose. He was also glad to see former QB Logan Thomas have his big game of the year before getting injured happen last night! Rose needs a quality win here, and Jason is the guy to bring it? Jason has a roster of guys that is averaging above the weekly league average, so he just needs to hope that the competition will cramp up and not outscore him. Im excited to see for Waterboy how Achane and Hill will run over NYgiants, and for QBU, if this is the week Burrow finally looks like his old self? His other QB is also hyped up for a mile high game with Wilson almost back home to the moorman land of Utah.

LAST HATE- Oscar bait movies. This is the point of the year when all of the movie start coming out that are complete fonder for winning awards. Well guess what, they aint the best. They just sneek these in while football is on to make you ignore that no one is going to see them. Movie awards are all rigged as the studios pay off people just to get wins. No one here likes it when people pay off others in order to get wins… right Taco? But, in fall, give me scary movies. There is a reason they make studios money. Cheap thrills done dirt cheap. Since I can go to a haunted house by myself, these will do…

BEST OF LUCK TO MOST OF YOU this weekend… enjoy your football freedom if you have it, unless you FALL victim to this bullshit of FALL.