DOUBLE O SPORTS

Fall is now here. Football is in full swing, outside feels magnificent at night, and in Ohio festivals are RUNNING rampant. The one thing that will take hold of your household in 12-15 years will be high school homecoming. The youths now adays call it HoCo for some dumbass reason. The only thing that was in my vocabulary in high school that rhymed with that was SoCo. So, get ready if any of you are trying to take out your hot wives in the next few saturday nights, be warned as teeny boppers will be taking over tables of yur favorite restaurants in order to eat all of the chicken tenders.

I started to search the hashtag HoCo to add photos to this blog, but then I realized that them be children! And jeesus, these idiots have no idea what bait they are posting for pedos to look at on the instagram. So, let me take you down memory lane with Dale to remember what Homecoming was like in the 90’s…

This reminds me, some of these matchups are like the classic high school characters…

#1 Ohio Glory (2-0) vs Burrow Calf Donors (0-2)

This match up right here is the battle of a couple of jocks as we got Tommy and Andrew reminiscing about being the kings of high school. They are adorned in their letterman jacket, hoping that they haven’t already peaked in life. OGs are a -12 favorite. Anxious to see how his full team performs when they need to. And not just the D. Speaking of Dallas D, will they be as strong with DB Diggs tearing up his ACL? Ready to see who here is the dumb jock and who is a physical specimen. 

#2 All Gas No Breaks(2-0) Vs WaterBoys (0-2)

This here is the classic battle of a preppy kid vs a gossip queen/mean girl. Snugs got spirit, yes he do, snuggs got spirit how bout you? He’s doing all the school things, and that’s how he is known. Why hang out with him when you will just run into him at a pep rally. He’s also always dressed in polo shirts like he’s in a uniform paying for high school like an idiot. But Jason on the other hand were known for always being in the know about the latest rumors and drama. They were often seen as social butterflies who thrived on gossip. 

H20 is -7 favorites to upset AGNB? Let’s see if there is any magic and points left over from last week to keep snugs success alive. 

#3 Tight End U (2-0) Vs TaylorSwift AssAccustics (1-1)

Interesting matchup that sometimes goes hand in hand. Here is Nick no love that is obviously a loaner/outsider kid. His mysterious or rebel aura and leather jacket clothing lets you know that he is way too cool . His love of independent music is shared with mat, the band kid. Dedicated and creative, mat spend his weeknights practicing for a concert, and exploring the wonders of where a flute can go in a body. TEU is currently -6 favorite without his super flex cleared from concussion. TSAA, everything has changed; a feeling mat know all too well. The injuries could be too much for TSAA to perform on.

#4 Ra Deal (1-1) Vs Unsolicited Dak Picks (1-1)

This dynamic matchup see a more modern clique battle as we have a Emo kid , Brian vs a game streamer, Jake. Brian is dark, just like his soul if he had one to match the deals he’s doing in order to win this league. He CUT ties with his keeper Eckler in order to gain a QB since Zack Wilson might not be able to command his black parade. The only way to level up this matchup is Jake! Please like, and hot that follow button to follow along with his reactions in a bottom left corner of the screen. He has tons of friends, (online) and the stream number to prove it. UDP May need to find a new subscribers as he is a 14 point dog in this fight. We will see if this one sweats RaDeals black eyeliner down to the wire and makes him say RAWR

#5 I’ve Seen Better (1-1) vs SaQuon These Nuts (1-1)

WELCOME TO THE SHOW TYLER! Starting the year picked last, we have some new contenders to the program. Now in high school, I’d say we have tyler representing the stoners laughing at every move that Rob the class clown makes. We thought that Tyler was away in a smoky bathroom jammin with (Bob) Marley, but he’s so relaxed with his team, he is riding the wave of the top 5. Now, Rob knows how to make a joke, and we all bust our guts for it. A true comedian, with his penis jokes, and witty banter. Gotta wonder why he is so serious when he’s obviously the joker. 

ISB is -8 waiting on if Burrow will be risking human sacrifice on MNF, and a new revamped Nuts will look for life after SaQuads. 

Greg’s Lobos (1-1) vs bearish (0-2)

Our last matchup is an interesting one as we have Mark the Geek vs Drew the artist. (I almost gave him a title of the class THOT, but I’m trying to be a family man.) Mark is calculating how he can achieve high points without having to be social. He pulls up his glasses and states with great power come great responsibility! Drew in the other hand is just observing from afar with his sketch book, finding the beauty in all matchups. His love of art may actually be a coverup for creating henti aname peon. We are not sure, but the painting was a gift TODD. The market is high on Bearish with a -11 spread. The Loblows need to find something to return to their ways of old before peters unleashes his Peter and comes from behind in him.

This could be the start of make or break for some people, so let’s see what the games provide for us as these are the best days of our lives that we are never gonna get back.