DOUBLE O SPORTS

Welcome back. I was going to plan out an elaborate blog today with a theme like last weeks with Gambling, but life happens. The older Kiddo is sick, im behind on sleep, I had a deep callous cut out of my foot this week, and damnit, ive been grumpy. My wife leave this weekend for a bachelorette party, so I get to deal with the kids all by myself. She will be back by Sunday, and I will watch football in peace. So, my blog where I was going to relate this weeks games to season premiers of TV networks got scrapt. Just like the writers on strike in Hollywood, I don’t get paid enough to make you laugh. However, I may come back with my investigation into how “I call Slut” is not a very known quote from How I met your Mother, but Andrew has already been through enough this week.

So here are some other thoughts and memes

BEST OF LUCK IN REAL LIFE TO ANDREW PETERS.

He is getting married this weekend. As someone who has officiated a few weddings, I have some advice for you.

1. Communication is key – make an effort to listen to your bride.if you have kids one day, you will start tuning her out quicker than when a florida Georgia line song comes on the radio. I suggest setting up a family calendar in order to always know when she plans shit out, and to have a clear time or way that you two talk to one another to give your full attention, (instead of researching what wide receivers you can snatch up)

2. Respect and Equality – You two are now equals. Therefore, if you eat her ass, she should eat yours. If she buys dumb shit, go ahead and get you some dumb shit. Debt is a future you problem.

3. Trust and loyalty – you can never not have trust in your woman. The moment you lose it, better call the repairman since there are cracks in the foundation. You can share trust with the easiest way, by letting your woman know your poop schedule. You let her know where and when you poop. I will also say that also in the vain of trust, make sure you have an easy to pronounce safe word… Pomegranate can be difficult in the moment.

4. Keep the Romance alive – Never stop dating your spouse. When you do, you have a roommate. So, try to take her home from the bar, Woo her when  you get a chance in public, and try to get her to eat your ass. (I bring this back up, because they are stuck with you when this happens. Aint sampling anouther salad bar at this point. 

I would offer more, but you gotta pay for all the secrets. Anyways, good luck and take a moment to enjoy your party this weekend.

Transactions

No trades this week… surprised some people like Jake hasn’t given up and traded more of his players to taco yet.

The first week of Waivers happened, Kyran Williams and his 2 td performance made him the most popular pickup, going to Mark. Will his high snap rate lead to a starting role for the lobos? This was Mark’s only change. 

Robbins said goodbye to Aaron Rodgers, and will roll with his protégé, Zach Wilson. He also finally dropped KHunt and chose one of the rotation RB’s of Baltimore.

Rose looks for a change too by switching out Eagles RBs Swift with gainwell. I really hope the stars align and Swi added swift to his team…

Rob lead Puka Puka to his team who may fade away once Kupp is healthy, but time will tell.

Lastly, Snugs grabbed up the Bears Johnson and moved on from the younghoe.

Weekly Matchups

#1 Ohio Glory (1-0) vs #4 Saquon These Nuts (1-0)

Two Special teams are only playing their Defenses and special teams. I mean, it make sense that both of these men are true defenders of you everyday life, but at this point, you have to wonder what the strategy is. Tommy has 2 Thursday night players so we will see how serious this is at 8pm tonight. But, Tommy also has the hidden card up his sleeve too in order to cross Rob on Monday where he has 2 players to Rob’s 0. No line for this game since I don’t trust any of this malarkey. 

#2 Tight End University (1-0) vs Bearish (0-1)

This looks to be a close contest where Peters has a -2.5 point advantage over Taco. Both Teams now are named differently because now they identify based on what they are feeling on a week to week basis. JUST BE WHO YOU ARE. The mascot of a Chicago team has some questions for their players with Kelce and Adams and Jimmy G all trying to rest up this early. Can Taco pull an all nighter and ace the university program?

 

#3 Ra Deal (1-0) vs All Gas No Breaks (1-0)

The other matchup this week of undefeated teams shows Boos as a -15 favorite against snugs. All of this favoritism could change based on the underpaid ankle of Austin Ekeler. Snugs hopes for his players to ball out, and for luck to finally comehis way against boos. Sure, it’s the tallest guy vs the shortest guy of the league, but this is a mountain snugs will one day conquer. Currently, snugs is holding a grudge against boos’es team after going 0-3 against him last year. This first matchup will hopefully not be about the length of these two, but more on the girth and guts.

#5 TAYLORSWIFTS ASSACOUSITICS (1-0) vs Greg’s Lobos (0-1)

TSAA looks to keep the band together as he is a -6 point favorite on Butler’s boys. Will both of these teams dynamic QB’s, Jackson and Fields, bounce back from below average week one performances and shake it off?

Water Boy (0-1) vs Unsolicited Dak Pics (0-1)

Someone will get a Win! Jason is a -9 favorite over Jake who is thinking his team is currently 10-57. But its great to see Jason and Jake together again. Id imagine their friendship would be one that should be documented by an 80’s buddy movie. BTW, I watched Bloodsport for the first time last night, great movie for what it is. Great action/fighting. Now I could see Jake and Jason in this movie, but not as Jean-Claude Van Damme. Jake could be a shorted version of Ray Jackson, and Jason, while many characters he could be type casted as, would be Victor Lin. Currently streaming on MAX.

I’ve Seen Better (0-1) vs Burrow Calf Donor (0-1)

The other game where someone will get a win favors Rose -8. One of these teams has to catch a break. I re calculated the scores from last week, and with “Best Ball” format, Rose would have beat tpott. I do enjoy this Burrow bowl as you have the team name vs the player. Robbins has spunky players that have to bounce back, right?

 

In conclusion, Enjoy the top tier analysis, enjoy your weekend, enjoy the memes, and god bless football.