DOUBLE O SPORTS

It is time to preview what this first weekend will bring for the LL2.0. Ladies and Gentleman, step right up to the most magical time of the year. Who has the best strategy, who can hold their cards close to them, and hit the end of the season jackpot! Now, it is definitely the time to bluff your opponents in thinking you know what you are doing with any post draft moves (like trading for JuJu Smith- Schuster, or Drake London) How will the matchups payout due to all the teams doubling down on the 2 QB super flex option? Sometimes you got to know when to hold em, and know when to fold them. Let dive in to all the match ups with the sleeper predictions, but first, let us talk about responsible gambling.

Insights

Like Calvin Ridley, Jamison Williams, C.J. Moore, Quintez Cephus, Nicholas Petit – Frere, and Isaiah Rodgers, they couldn’t wait to get in on the action of NFL betting! Ohio now allows for the big game, and asks that you are as responsible as Pete Rose was on the Diamond. (I won the bet for Reds season wins over 65.5 wins) Remember, spreads are hard to beat in the NFL and NCAA, so if you do choose to lose your money, create small units to place on said games… (MY unit is a $1 usually… I lost this last weekend on the buckeyes over 59.5 points… should have known when their QB was a white guy) HOWEVER I have to plug in the Fanatics sports book for a promotion they are running! Bet $50 on anything greater than -500 (So think of math and the linear direction >) and you will get $150 credit on Fanatics for a new jersey or swag. You just have to opt in. You can follow Snug’s link here to sign up and get more bonuses to help feed the children. https://fanatics.onelink.me/5kut/0oqpu9f8

Transactions

Besides the number of trades that have already happened post draft, and the crap that was the free for all of Free agency, there have been some moves in the last week that I can’t wait to see how this will work out.

After Jake dropped him, Wada takes the cowboys WR Gallup after hopefully realizing that WR cole Beasley’s unvaxxed ass was on a practice squad. He is listed currently as the WR3 for Dallas for behind Lamb and Cooks.

Rose dropped TE Dulchich for the Vikings D after not having one for the last few weeks… all that to go from a 13^th ranked D to a 20^th ranked one because of a role player in the Colts back field…. Let see if this nets rosepositive or negative points.

Speaking of Dulchich, he now has a new home with drew for some reason. Same with Van Jefferson of the Rams… more on that in a moment.

Based on week 1 projections, here are the top available for each of the main positions

QB: J Dobbs ARI 13.2 NONE thanks to ROB

RB: K Gainwell PHI 8.4 / G. Edwards BAL 8.4

WR: V Jefferson LAR 10.3 Dj Chark CAR 8.5/ R Shaheed NO 8.5

TE: T McBride ARI 6.9

Weekly Matchups

#1 Ohio Glory vs #12 I’ve Seen Better

This matchup is a lot like Roulette with Rose going against the defending champion and hoping RED 18 hits for a big payday! The top voted team in the preseason poll is going against the bottom team. Speaking of Tops and Bottoms, let us take a moment to celebrate the career and wish a happy retirement to Carl Nassib. Hardly seen a player with that much Pride play the game. Anyways, the line does have this game as a toss-up as each team COULD win. This will truly be a match of who plays whom and which players preform to their projections in an outcome that could shake up the entire season.

#2 New Jersey Generals vs #5 Greg’s Lobos.

Week 1 has the commissioner’s in a WAR trying to see who can draw the better cards. Taco is keeping his cards blind as he still hasn’t filled out a full lineup. Interesting tactic for the generals. Assuming that he adds some flex players, the NJG will then have a near -10 edge on the Lobos. Let’s see how Mark’s rookies step up for their first pro games.

#7 All Gas No Breaks vs # 3 Unsolicisted Dak Pics

Here we have some Texas Hold ‘em as two illegitimate kids of Greg Raymer vow to bluff their way to another playoff season. AGNB is currently the -8 point favorite, but Snugs is known to change his lineup too frequently before kickoffs missing the big money wins just like Phil Ivey. Waiting on the flop, can UDP see his preseason take him through the river to catch a flush? Only the cowboys in primetime can tell.

#4 Bullish vs #9 Taylor Swifts Ass Acoustics

drew now calls Bullshit on his team, where just like his lineup and the game Craps, as he has rolled snake eyes. The top TE Travis Kelce bent his leg the wrong way, and Cooper Kupp needs to get his hammy rolled out in order for this team to compete! TSAA is now a -11 point favorite and has the hot hand with lady luck blowing something. Drew may need a landmark performance from one of his players in order to tame the Anti-Hero of Mat.

#6 Ra Deal vs #7 Water Boy

These two powerhouse teams are showing up with all the bells and whistles like a slot machine to see who can win the jackpot this season. Week 1 has Boosie as the –6 favorite hoping to show that he is not all flash, truly a muscle machine. However, Jason has some players that are more consistent than old people on a riverboat pumping coins into slots on a Tuesday afternoon. This could end up being a high scoring affair where the weekly loser will have scored better than 50% of the league.

#11 I call Slut vs #10 Saquon these nuts

Speaking of sluts and nuts, these guys are hoping to spell out a W-I-N and call out Bingo! This is another close matchup as Andrew is a -1 point favorite looking to get that big O69 to yell out for joy. Rob is wishful for some of his players to get healthy in order to take advantage of his free square and maybe sneak in a big Win to prove to everyone that he wasn’t studying to play Keno.

GOOD luck to all, cannot wait to point out who should have voted for Best Ball after week one, and we will go from there. I expect my week 1 reaction to happen next week after Tuesday’s sleeper recaps. Remember to not bet against the house, and life is too short to bet the under.